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Thu, Jun. 29th, 2006 11:03 am
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What Criss Angel Stunt Are You?
You are Submerged:Criss was submerged for 24 hours in a water tank resembling Houdini's famous water torture cell. Criss performed Submerged as a tribute to Harry Houdini, but decided to push the envelope by taking it to a new extreme. He remained upside down for the first hour, then turned upright for the remaining time. The water surrounding him weighed over a ton. Criss was chained and handcuffed with real NYPD restraints weighing over ten pounds, which included chains, padlocks, handcuffs, and leg irons. The only air was provided through a small breathing tube.
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Sun, Jun. 4th, 2006 08:53 pm
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Title: Closer Authors: Crystal & Trina Rating: NC-17 Content: Sex Characters: Matt Hardy ( Closer ) accomplished
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Thu, Mar. 30th, 2006 08:02 pm
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After talking about it for like ever we got a puppy. She's a Collie/Chow mix, and she is just adoreable. :) On Monday we were like looking around, went to the Humane Society, and a pet store. Well we got to the pet store, and saw her, she just won our hearts. All that night, and the next day we were both thinking about her. On Tuesday we were going to look through the paper first, maybe find a different puppy. But going outside to walk up to get a paper guess what we see. Some bastard ass kid with a damn bebe gun shot out the rear passenger side window. So we called the cops, and all that shit, and get it fixed. By that time we were pretty much set on our puppy. So of course we go out and get her. Went to PetSmart and got some shit, toys and such. Paid too much for shit we saw at a dollar store just today. I'm telling ya, check the dollar stores first you won't believe the shit they actually have for dogs. *tip of the day* Anyways, we're all settled, and she's very happy here with us. So here's some pictures of our Ciara, or CeCe for short... ( Come Pet The Puppy! ) happy
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Wed, Feb. 22nd, 2006 09:59 am
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I just saw a pig fly past the window.... must be update time for me huh? LOL Well I'm sure most of you saw my girl ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) trinasmurf's post about us getting hitched. Well here's my version LOL I had been thinking for awhile for what to do on Valentine's Day. We weren't doing gifts or anything we decided on that, but being how I am I still wanted to do something special. Yes I'm a sap I know. :P I was thinking about when and where to propose for awhile. I didn't know exactly how I wanted to do it, and I knew it wouldn't be like really fancy or anything like that. I guess it just ended up the way it should be. It wasn't like it was hard for me to say or anything, but all the emotions in it overwhelmed me. I could do nothing but cry, cuz once again I'm a sap. So I forced myself to say it through the tears. Here's what I said, cuz I knew if I didn't write it down it just wouldn't have came out right... I've been trying over a week to find the right words. On Valentine's Day we promised no gifts, and I stuck to that. As much as I wanted to get something, what I want to say is gift alone. A gift to you, to me, to us. All the love in my heart, that strengthens everyday, gives me the courage to say these words to you. The creativeness in me is looking for a way to make it more special. A song, a poem, but to you just hearing the words come from my mouth are special enough. the gentlest touch, the sweetest kiss. are something I refuse to miss. My heart will complete and my mind worry free, when I say, will you marry me?As ya'll know she said yes. I couldn't have been happier that moment, and I couldn't be happier right now. In other news...I'm gonna be Employee of the Month! Yay Me! Which reminds me I have to call and RSVP for the lunch in the Golden Sheaf our "fancy" restaurant. I don't remember what I all get for that, but I know there's a day off with pay Wohoo! Other than that the job's been the same old shit. Me being Superwoman and doing everyone else's job. Dejavu? pretty much. But hell atleast I'm getting paid more for it, and some recognition. Umm...my parents are coming up in June. They'll be here for like a week or so, then they are going to D.C. All the while Misty will be staying with us YAY! I miss my Mistygirl hehe. Hmmm.. any other ramdomness....I'm getting my haircut, just need to get the dry ends off it. Gonna do that tomorrow. Still thinking about dying my hair and stuff, don't know if I will though. Need to get the taxes done...The money will mostly being going to pay credit cards and shit, expect for what we are saving out the get some stuff. Ok I think I'm done now. I've rambled enough. happy
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Wed, Dec. 28th, 2005 11:18 am
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| Your New Year's Resolutions | 
1) Get a pet pit bull
2) Eat less tuna
3) Travel to Italy
4) Study forensics
5) Get in shape with naked yoga |
exist_2_inspire's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:34:23 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:43:38 PM |
Alco Money! : $ 374 |
Guests of Honour darkranger is a sprightly Buddhist. darkranger drank 2 Gins, 8 Everclears. exist_2_inspire is a melancholy Liberal Christian. exist_2_inspire drank 1 Whiskey, 1 Mescal. mattskiki is a vile Liberal Christian who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. mattskiki drank 2 Pilsners. goddesstiffany is a hateful Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. goddesstiffany drank 4 Gins, 1 Poteen. toniarachelle is a demented Muslim and a lover of everything alcoholic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. toniarachelle drank 13 Poteens. trinasmurf is a lethargic Taoist. trinasmurf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs. retail_romance is a jaded Wiccan. retail_romance drank 7 Stouts. tammy85 is a possessed Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. tammy85 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs. rocketts_chica is a possessed Muslim and a tubthumping lunatic. rocketts_chica drank 13 Everclears. twistedangel21 is a graceful Hindu and a fan of strong, hard liquor. twistedangel21 drank 17 Goldschlagers. lita2xtremediva is a sprightly Hindu. lita2xtremediva drank 5 Pernods, 1 Rum. slash_tiger is an enlivening Taoist. slash_tiger drank 2 Lagers, 1 Everclear. lolli_lust is a schizophrenic Muslim. lolli_lust drank 10 Absinthes, 3 Rums, 1 Rum, 1 Everclear. Sick!Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, exist_2_inspire? FightsA huge fight broke out between tammy85 and retail_romance after the former was reportedly sodomised retail_romance with The Bible.
exist_2_inspire's party ended in disaster after goddesstiffany suggested that tammy85 fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage. LoversThere is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that rocketts_chica and lolli_lust will be announcing rocketts_chica's glorious pregnancy pretty soon. The DrunkestAccording to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before twistedangel21 is sober enough to drive again. Random Eventsdarkranger bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
retail_romance brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
Contrary to popular belief retail_romance firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
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 amused Current Music: Bush- Little Things
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Wed, Dec. 14th, 2005 09:56 am
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I just heard it again, and I love it.
Nickelback- Animals
I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'
[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals
So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in Current Mood: amused Current Music: Def Leppard on the radio
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Thu, Sep. 1st, 2005 11:47 am
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God it's been forever since I've written anything. But this popped into my head this morning and could not be stopped. Title: One More Experience Author: Crystal Rating: NC-17 Content: Rape Characters: Matt Hardy, Lita, mentions of Edge Disclaimer: Don't own them! Distribution: Candlelit PleasuresSummary: Matt wants one more experience. ( One More Experience ) accomplished Current Music: London After Midnight
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Wed, Aug. 10th, 2005 09:59 am
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong Current Mood: busy
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hungry
Dear Santa...
horny
pissed off